Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
"maybe one day he’ll love me that much" -turk’s wife
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
okay so Greenland is covered in a bunch of fucking snow but Iceland is NOT covered in ice n shit
a place called landland that’s just in the fucking bottom of the ocean????
The vikings named them that to trick people so that they would have Iceland all to themselves because no one wants to live in a place with nothing but ice.
Punish the deed, not the breed.
i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”